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Fashioned from solid marble, this storage tray finally elevates your soap to the privileged position it deserves. No longer left to fester in its own juices in the corner of your sink, "That Noble Bar" (as Thomas Jefferson once called it) will do its job of fighting bacteria even more effectively.

Most orders ship free on orders over $50.

Current production time is 5-7 business days.

Economy shipping will take an additional 2-8 business days depending on your location.